June 2013
Role Play
Sneak up on your girlfriend or wife wearing a ski mask whenever she expects you to be gone. Just overpower her, rip her clothes off, restrain her and fuck her. After its all over and she’s upset because she thinks she has just been raped. Lift the mask up and say something along the line of “It’s ok baby, it’s just me.”
that’s rape. that’s actual rape. you just planned a rape.
- reading a foreign language you're trying to learn: lol this is easy I understand so much of this
- trying to construct sentences in that language: wtf am I doing jesus take the wheel where is wiktionary
So my teacher had us do a lab today involving heating glass over a flame
and he kept a tally over how many students got injured
yup
4th period doesn’t know how to party.
I hate it when people take an actual photo and draw over it a little and blur things out and they say it’s a fuckin painting and everyone goes all “WOW I THOUGHT THIS WAS A PHOTO!!”
because wow fuck you thats really low actually
i just
it makes me so angry because they go all “wow it took me 7 hours to do the hair!! I’ve spent so much time on this!” but in reality it only took them like 15 minutes or something probably even less and
dude no this is so disrespectful to the artists that actually sit their fuckin ass down and keep drawing and weeping over their shit to create some serious art and they dont even get any regocnition for it and then there is that little fucker who draws over a fuckin photo and gets praised for it although they basically did nothing at all
this shirt would fit if it weren’t for boobs: a tragedy
that shirt would fit if i had boobs: the sequel
this shirt fits perfectly because my boobs are the right size: the fanfiction
my shirts always fit: a man’s tale
Do you remember Babblr?!
Well, it’s working and if you have one, we should chat…
Relationship status: Breakfast
It’s two thirty in the afternoon.
When we’re together time doesn’t exist.
[Beansprout Before Flowers -- Murasaki] Yullen Doujinshi
Title: Beansprout Before Flowers
Artist:[Murasaki]
Circle: [D-Great-Man] / From D.World Anthology Vol.4
Pairing: Yullen [Kanda x Allen]
Rating: Mild [actually really hilarious]
Pages: 9Translated: Yes.[THANK YOU HANABIMONAI.]
This one will NEVER NOT MAKE ME LAUGH OK.
everyone’s giving good examples of strong female video game characters but i think you all forgot someone
just another day casually scrolling tumblr
certainly nothing interesting goin-
wait. is that what i think it is
iT IS
MY PEOPLE
DO YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE SING
THE SONG
OF THE
HOMESTUCK UPDATE
Casually scrolling Tumblr,
Sees this post,
Homestuck updated?!
AW
YEEEEEEEE
…
SHIT.
That’s better.
TT: Let’s rock.
If you’re a girl and you hit, punch, or physically harm your boyfriend in any way it’s still considered abuse and you’re equally as much of a piece of shit as any guy that hits his girlfriend. Seriously the amount of girls that disagree with this is ridiculous, and they’re all fucking stupid. Sorry not sorry.
“The (500) Days of Summer attitude of “He wants you so bad” seems attractive to some women and men, especially younger ones, but I would encourage anyone who has a crush on my character to watch it again and examine how selfish he is. He develops a mildly delusional obsession over a girl onto whom he projects all these fantasies. He thinks she’ll give his life meaning because he doesn’t care about much else going on in his life. A lot of boys and girls think their lives will have meaning if they find a partner who wants nothing else in life but them. That’s not healthy. That’s falling in love with the idea of a person, not the actual person.”
—Joseph Gordon-Levitt (x)
“
Kai played a prank on his members and texted them, “I lost my phone. Can you try calling it?”
All eleven other members called him.
Kai: “I need smarter friends.”
” —cr: lulu-shipper (via xoxocomeback)