Sneak up on your girlfriend or wife wearing a ski mask whenever she expects you to be gone. Just overpower her, rip her clothes off, restrain her and fuck her. After its all over and she’s upset because she thinks she has just been raped. Lift the mask up and say something along the line of “It’s ok baby, it’s just me.”
that’s rape. that’s actual rape. you just planned a rape.
- reading a foreign language you're trying to learn: lol this is easy I understand so much of this
- trying to construct sentences in that language: wtf am I doing jesus take the wheel where is wiktionary
I hate it when people take an actual photo and draw over it a little and blur things out and they say it’s a fuckin painting and everyone goes all “WOW I THOUGHT THIS WAS A PHOTO!!”
because wow fuck you thats really low actually
it makes me so angry because they go all “wow it took me 7 hours to do the hair!! I’ve spent so much time on this!” but in reality it only took them like 15 minutes or something probably even less and
dude no this is so disrespectful to the artists that actually sit their fuckin ass down and keep drawing and weeping over their shit to create some serious art and they dont even get any regocnition for it and then there is that little fucker who draws over a fuckin photo and gets praised for it although they basically did nothing at all
Well, it’s working and if you have one, we should chat…
Title: Beansprout Before Flowers
Circle: [D-Great-Man] / From D.World Anthology Vol.4
Pairing: Yullen [Kanda x Allen]
Rating: Mild [actually really hilarious]
Translated: Yes.[THANK YOU HANABIMONAI.]
This one will NEVER NOT MAKE ME LAUGH OK.
everyone’s giving good examples of strong female video game characters but i think you all forgot someone
just another day casually scrolling tumblr
certainly nothing interesting goin-
wait. is that what i think it is
DO YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE SING
Casually scrolling Tumblr,
Sees this post,
TT: Let’s rock.
If you’re a girl and you hit, punch, or physically harm your boyfriend in any way it’s still considered abuse and you’re equally as much of a piece of shit as any guy that hits his girlfriend. Seriously the amount of girls that disagree with this is ridiculous, and they’re all fucking stupid. Sorry not sorry.
Kai played a prank on his members and texted them, “I lost my phone. Can you try calling it?”
All eleven other members called him.
Kai: “I need smarter friends.”” —
cr: lulu-shipper (via xoxocomeback)